Entertainment Assured

Posted at May 24, 2010

Have you ever played a game that you didn’t want to play? Like, you do it just because you don’t have anything better to do? Well, I think it might have happened to the best of us, but as you start playing, you start enjoying them so much that then you simply do not stop and end up spending the whole afternoon having fun with games. That is the case of today’s selection.

The first game of the day is Pang 2001, and it is really, REALLY complicated. The point of the game is detroying all the blue balls, but when you shoot them, they just divide in two balls of half the size. What do you do, then? You have to shoot them until the balls get so small than you can destroy them. But watch out, the smaller the balls the more difficult it will get, because there will be more of them, bouncing all over the screen.

Click to play Pang 2001

The second game of the day, Zombie Golf Riot, is weird, in the best kind of way. All you have to do is hit a zombie with a chainsaw to see how far you can get his head to go. Yep, THAT kind of weird i’m talking about. And if that is not enough, you get extra points for sticking his head in a trident, or getting it to hit a stop sign, and cool stuff like that. So, if you have a really bad day, and you are really tired, and in a bad mood, give this game a shot. You are going to feel MUCH better.

Click to play Zombie Golf Riot

Now, if I first thought that Pang 2001 was difficult I don’t know what to think about Blue Ball 2. Blue balls passing all over the screen, and you have to dodge them! And that is not all, you also have to keep your ball inside the white box! And on top of that, as you play it the balls will move faster! Do you think you can stand 100 seconds inside this White Hell?

Click to play Blue Ball 2

The last game of the day is My Favorite Game Ever (TM)… Yet again. And it is not because of the game itself, but because of what it represents. The game is called Cigarette Killer and it is a sniper themed game about You killing cigarettes. How cool is that? I mean, even if you do not hate cigarettes (like, say, me), you can brag to your friends about how you left your vice behind. In a game, at least.

Click to play Cigarette Killer